Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
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