Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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