other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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