hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I'm always down for nudity.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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