Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
