Have you finally orgasmed yet?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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