We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Randomize
