i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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