Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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