sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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