Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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