Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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