He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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