I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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