my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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