Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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