We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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