so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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