they need to just BURY HIM!
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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