I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
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