he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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