Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
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