I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Randomize
