lets start a swedish sibling band together
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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