Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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