We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Terrible idea I love it
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
