You really coming over, don't trick.
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Randomize
