i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
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