"it" just moved
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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