Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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