He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
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