so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That accounts for only three of the penises
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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