Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
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go home
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
You tried to put a condom on my dog, then he ate it.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
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