Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
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