yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sober January is a disaster.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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