She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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