he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
These tits shall not be calmed
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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