I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
no. you can't hotbox the world.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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