maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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