Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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