Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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