i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Your birthday is now over. Your day in the spotlight has dimmed and now you're as special as everyone else. The world goes back to revolving around me. Good night.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
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