I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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