What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
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