Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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