yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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