Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
Randomize
