Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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