i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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