So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
How external is "for external use only"?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
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