I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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