He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Good news, I found your other leg warmer. Bad news, I don't know if the pile of puke I found it in was yours.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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