So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Randomize
