Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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